1: I miss you. we had some good times back in the old days. But not long now and we can be proper friends again hurrah!

2: sometimes you are really stuck up and it makes me sad because other than that you are fun and an enjoyable person… but you have a big ego

3: You’ve become more religious since you started dating your girlfriend. i find it weird. you never used to mind if i exclaimed “Jesus Christ” but now you get insulted. come on man.

4. you’re sooooo cute! i want to date you

5.   sometimes i pretend i’m listening to your stories but i’m really not listening at all… but thats just my great lying skills i guess. :D

6. you used to be one of my best friends but yet again like all my other friends you decided that because you have/had a girlfriend you neither have the time nor the inclination to spend any time with me. Rude

7. you make me and like every girl i know swoon

8. i love you. you’re pretty much just an awesome clone of me. i love discussing dr who and how delicious David Tennant is with you. :D

9. i used to dislike you last year and the year before but something about you has changed and now i really like you. i can’t put my finger on what has changed though

10. you’re like my awesome soulmate. funky, fresh, lovely, exciting and super fun