July 2011
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March 2011
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Drinking is killing my brain cells and burning a...
I’m sure you’ve all been through this before. Those couple of months of your life where it seems like you’re just haemorrhaging money.
$100 there, $400 here, a few meals out and extra-curricular sports fees there.
In all seriousness I have gone from being a bit too wealthy for my age to being scarily poor.
Now at this point I have to point out that when I say poor a LOT of people I know would say...
January 2011
2 posts
Ten things you want to say to ten different...
1: I miss you. we had some good times back in the old days. But not long now and we can be proper friends again hurrah!
2: sometimes you are really stuck up and it makes me sad because other than that you are fun and an enjoyable person… but you have a big ego
3: You’ve become more religious since you started dating your girlfriend. i find it weird. you never used to mind if i...
December 2010
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November 2010
2 posts
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Cook some meat the Reheat
I’ve started an “Eat Healthily” diet. AND IT IS HARD.
Basically I eat a small amount of protein and some green vegetables 5 times a day. However, because I am a seriously lazy person I find this whole system really difficult to maintain.
Sure it should be as simple as cook some meat then reheat.
But what if I want to go out huh. Do I have to take a lunch box full of small...
October 2010
2 posts
September 2010
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Just had my endoscopy… Thats where they shove a camera down your throat. The actual procedure is a blank for me. They knocked me out and I can’t remember a thing.
Turns out it was probably just a tear in my esophagus caused by throwing up… HUZZAH!!!
Anyway all that matters now is I’m fine.
Narrabri trip
Had the best time over the weekend. I went on a 7 car convoy to NSW for a friends 21st. We went creek trekking, played soccer, saw snakes and climbed mountains as well as getting royally drunk as well. Then we had a grand adventure getting home. We drove from Narrabri to Goondawindi then we found out as we got there that ALL roads north were cut off from flooding. So we had to turn our convoy...
“Omg cheerleaders”
– Me, when I saw some cheerleaders in Nundah
“iPhoooonnneee!!!!!!”
– Jon Olimstad
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Ultraprison: How to be Friends with an Extrovert →
An incredibly accurate description of everything I am
August 2010
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“Teens were asked to respond to questions about circumstances under which a man...”
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Mary Pipher, Ph. D. Reviving Ophelia This breaks my heart. (via screamedatthemakebelieve) (via ihatethismess) (via hoaxzine
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NOT OKAY, SOCIETY. Damn teens don’t realise that nobody forces Rachel Newnham to do anything she doesn’t want to do. Legs will be broken.
Who programmed their brains?
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CV
UH for the assignment I’m doing now I’m supposed to remember shows i was in 5 years ago.
Not only the the name of my character and the company/director.
GEEZ!
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URGENT!
Mum/Karen: This is URGENT! Casp facebook has released a new app called places. It mean that ANYONE can find out where you are at anytime through your phone. and it shows them a map and everything.
Me: I'm sorry did you say this was urgent?
Mum/Karen: yes
Me: well i can tell you right now that it isn't.
Mum/Karen: yo don't think this is urgent.
Me: fuck no!
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when a practical joke goes to far
It can end up being really hurtful. A web of lies that entertain you for a while. sure go for it. BUT be aware that you might just end up making your friends cry.
Recently a friend of mine decided that he was bored so he was going to make up a fun fib that had me freaking out for 4 days and then to top it all off in the end he said I’d told someone something and blah blah blah this had some...
I cheer safe
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Louis Theroux
Creepy religious man: Jesus came only for his own race, for the white race, for the Arians!
Louis Theroux: *silent*
Me: Jesus was Jewish you retard!
And I sat on a...
penis.
A quote from Rachel. http://withabang.tumblr.com/
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used cars
looking through the options online.
Depending on where I move I might need a car to get to and from the theatre.
Of course I can here my mums voice in my head saying something along the lines of
“No Caspian you haven’t been a driver for 3 years, getting a car now would be so dangerous… especially in the city. You should redo some driving lessons and even do a defensive...
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searching for a house.
has to be the most long winded drawn out process ever.
I am currently a freeloader on the couch bed of a friend and have been so for nearly a month now. I’m faxing in an application for a house today i really really hope i get it. i just want to settle into my own place and get all my stuff back from storage, you know NOT be homeless.
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Cheer Biscuit →
July 2010
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"I won't be voting Liberal on August 21" facebook... →
withabang:
twodollars:
Where intelligent discussion goes to die.
Includes comments such as:
“As long as no one votes greens at the end of the day then we may be able to live our daily lives comfortably”
“i agree with dis nigga…no boats. Starting with the white cunts.”
“i wont be voting for a Godless woman, who is a pro-abortionist and feminist…” written by a female!
This makes me angry....
whoops
I’ve been too busy to post. (ironic in comparison to the previous post)
I’ve had BAD jetlag, and scripts to read, rehearsals to attend, films to film, eye appointments and cheerleading.
Speaking of which gtg to cheer now
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BOREDOM
So far Australia hasn’t been the most entertaining thing. My return has been followed by sleeping and watching tv. BORING. but luckily for me tomorrow heralds the start of a hopefully entertaining weekend. Sleepover/movie night with Pat & friends, house hunting, house warming and sunday sesh with the design students.
Thank god, because I seriously thought my brain might melt from...
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"home"
Someone (I can’t remember who it was) told me the other day that I have this “weird thing about the word home”
And it is true I think. I’m not sure what I have against the word. I either call everywhere I live home or I call nowhere home. I often use inverted commas when I say the word.
Weird.
Most people I know refer to the place their parents live as home. I certainly...
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one hundred years of solitude: This semester is my... →
As a very unorganized person with minimal life goals and a complete lack of life plan, I have no idea what I am doing next year. However, I am doing two internships this semester; the first involves me searching for things on iTunes and updating upload status’, drinking coffee and skyping with…
Don’t worry you are not the only one who hasn’t decided what to do after uni...
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After thought
It’s 4.40 am and jetlag has caused me to wake up. While in bed trying to get back to sleep for the last 40 minutes I have been pondering what the emotion I have been feeling is. I thought I would feel sadness, a great sadness for my adventure being over, for the friendships I am losing and for coming back to Australia… but it is different to that.
I think I figured it out. The best...
according to the translator on my dashboard “postgirobygget” translates to “Derren Hayes” sorry but hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah ahhahahahahahhaa
*** for those who don’t know postgirobygget is a band in norway and a translator changing it into an austrlian singer is just hilarious.
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"That's the way it has to be...
honestly, cause creativity can never bloom in my room. i’d throw it all away before i lied so don’t call me with the compromise, just hang up the phone i got a backbone stronger than yours, la la la la la”
everytime i write, think or say “that’s the way it has to be” my mind instantly follows it with the cool rap by Avril Lavigne from some song or another from...
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Norwegia
is nearly officially an invalid title for my tumblr. If i don’t live in Norway and am not blogging about Norway why would my blog be named as though i were.
Any suggestions for a new title?
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June 2010
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If i could...
… live here in Amsterdam on Singel in this amazing apartment that i am sitting in right now i would. Roof top barbques and a hammock in the living room.
This is what back packing should be like. of course i’m not back packing at the moment… really. i’m staying with a friend and his dad. Its so nice o get real meals and not be in a huge dorm etc.
Last night we sat up on...
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If you did not know...
I often like to tell people I am jewish. Only if it comes up in conversation somehow. Just because in Australia being Jewish is rare so people find it interesting and it also gets me out of having to explain why i hate bacon.
BUT while on the train from Prague to Berlin last night i was talking to myself and i said “i am so excited about seeing some of the history of my people”
WTF I...
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Sex machine museum, Prague
Yeah pretty self explanitory i think. i went to a sex machine museum today in Prague. It was interesting/funny/disgusting all at once.
There was a whole floor devoted to sadomasechism (or however you want to spell it geez) and i have to say some of the stuff those people are into is just WOAH! fucking weird.
But whatever floats your boat.
There were some really interesting displays of chastity...
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a road well travelled... by many
Thus far in the last 6 months i have travelled to:
- London - Derbyshire - Stratford Upon Avon - (London) Derry - Belfast - Oslo - Tromso - Stockholm - Cairo - Luxor - Rome - Napoli - Venice - Bern - Interlaken - Vienna.
Not including all the little places i saw/stopped along the way.
On next to Prague, then through southern germany then I’m going to france (euro disneyland as well) then...
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